2025, huh?

Some of you are Googling “how to move my dog and kids to Canada” faster than you exfoliate, while others are draping Trump flags on your front porch like they’re fairy lights. But hey, if there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s this—stress and cold weather will age your skin quicker than the TikTok ban.

Remember the outrage over the “stolen” election? Turns out, winter’s pulling the same move—with your self-care. One minute, your skin’s glowing; the next, it’s gaslit by indoor heaters, parched by bitter winds, and stress-breaking out like P-Diddy dodging allegations.

You’re about to clap back with 10 winter skincare hacks so powerful, they should be running for Congress. 

10 Winter Skincare Hacks to Keep Your Skin From Looking Like It Lost an Election

1. Scrubbing Like It’s 2010? Please Stop.
Scrubs are the MySpace of skincare—outdated, abrasive, and offer minimal results compared to using a chemical exfoliant that contains an alpha hydroxy acid like glycolic or lactic acid. Over-scrubbing also causes sensitivity and micro-tears, making your skin vulnerable to cold and windburn.

Tip: Use a gentle chemical exfoliant with lactic acid or glycolic acid once a week, at night only. If you’re ready to upgrade your exfoliation game, check out our Lactic Brightening Treatment! It wipes away dullness, dryness, acne, and skin aging without trash-talking your moisture barrier.

2. Layer Your Skincare
Winter wants your skin dry, dull, and defeated, but it’s time to fight back with the ultimate armor. Think serums, moisturizers, and oils layered up like you’re stuffing yourself into three pairs of pants for a snowstorm.

Tip: Apply moisturizer to damp skin after a lukewarm shower. It’s like locking the doors before winter can waltz in and snatch your hydration.

3. Repair Skin During the Winter with Retinol
Did you know that the best time of year to use vitamin A is during the winter? It sure is! Yes, it’s strong. Yes, the results are chef’s kiss. But no, you don’t have to peel like suspicious election ballots to make retinol work for you. Have you heard about Retinol Repair Cream? It's absolutely fantastic and made with time release technology giving you maximum results without sensitivity or downtime. 

Tip: Moisturize 15 minutes before and after applying your retinol. Sandwich it like you’re cushioning its intensity with some hydrating TLC. Drama-free, glow guaranteed.

4. Create a Barrier Stronger Than Airport Security
Winter air will rob you blind if you don’t lock down your skin’s hydration. Trust us, your skin deserves better than TSA-level exposure.

Tip: Finish your nighttime routine with something heavy-duty like shea butter or your favorite skin balm. Call it an overnight moisture vault.

5. Hydrate Like You’re Auditioning for a Survival Show
Winter dehydration isn’t just targeting your skin—it’s coming for your whole system like it’s auditioning for the villain role in a dystopian drama. Mood swings? Check. Bad sleep? Oh, absolutely. Even digestion gets dragged into this mess. Hydration isn’t optional; it’s the plot twist that saves the day.

Tip: Chug electrolyte water, sip bone broth, sprinkle in collagen powder, or guzzle coconut water like you’re prepping for the apocalypse (or just surviving dinner table election debates). Load up on omega-3s like salmon, drizzle olive oil on everything, and snack on antioxidant-packed MVPs like berries and nuts. Your glow will be so epic, it’s borderline deserving its own TikTok filter.

6. The Secret Sauce? Antioxidants.
Winter brings UV rays, pollution, and free radicals to crash any progress your skincare is making. Time to shut it all down. 

Tip: Apply Vitamin C serum daily to your skin to help hydrate, fight free radical damage, and to help strengthens skin barrier when it's more susceptible to sensitivity. Vitalizing Vitamin B & C Serum is great for all skin types and acts like your skin’s best wingman during the winter. It’s the defense system you didn’t know you needed, now on glow-up duty.

7. Indoor Heaters Are the Villain Origin Story
You love them, but they’re drying your skin out worse than yesterday’s leftovers in a dorm mini-fridge. Pro tip? Don’t trust them.

Tip: Get a humidifier stat. Bonus? It’s self-care for your plants and sinuses too. Everyone wins—except flaky skin.

8. Stop Hoarding Dead Skin Cells—Ew.
If you’re not exfoliating once a week, you’re basically letting winter sabotage your dewy dreams.

Tip:  Exfoliate once a week at night then follow up with hydration. Pro Transformation Pads exfoliate, hydrate, and contain antioxidants all in one. They are made for those who want to take care of their skin, but don't have time to put on 1 million products. Check out the reviews here.

9. De-Stress Before Cortisol Wins the next Election
Stress? It’s the ultimate killer and bad actor, turning your hormones against you, spiking inflammation, and letting your skin randomly break out like it’s been bribed. Your cortisol is writing checks your complexion can’t cash. 

Tip: Breathe deep, slow your roll, and chill. A few minutes of focused breathing isn’t just good for your elections-coverage-induced migraines—it also calms angry skin. Your skin will look SO zen. Imagine yourself someplace peaceful… like an alternate timeline where your pores weren’t a national emergency.

10. Your Pillowcase Is Cheating on You

Cotton pillowcases are absorbing your expensive skincare products and leaving your skin drier than winter air. Plus, they’re rough, and no one likes a rough pillow partner.

Tip: Upgrade to silk or satin pillowcases. It’s bougie, yes, but so is good skin.

Sure, you can’t control the blizzards—or the votes—but you can make sure your skin looks like you just flew back from a tropical vacay (even if you’re secretly planning to ditch to Vancouver).

You’ve got this. Glow up, step up, and own this winter like the amazing skincare genius you are.

Stay happy, hydrated, and warm!

 Montarbo Skincare